*rolls eyes at Zack's posturing, opens his mouth to say something but winces as the chocobos raise a particularly loud ruckus. and o look, the ranch owner is coming out and not looking too happy about his birds being disturbed. dismounts his bike and kicks down the kickstand*

You keep telling yourself that.

*ignores Zack's indignant "That's my line!" and heads over to placate the owner and see if he can't negotiate a chocobo rental*